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Children Make Me Sick T-Shirt

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Children make me sick. As a childless adult, I never thought I would say those words. Growing up, I always imagined myself as a mother, with a house full of little ones running around and filling it with laughter and chaos.

Children Make Me Sick T-Shirt

Children Make Me Sick Tshirt
Children Make Me Sick Tshirt

I had envisioned the joys of parenthood, from teaching my children new things to watching them grow into independent individuals. But as I entered adulthood and saw my friends and family members starting families of their own, something unexpected happened.

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I began to notice how much energy and patience it takes to raise children. I saw my friends exhausted and constantly covered in sticky handprints, their once-pristine homes now littered with toys and crumbs. And while I admired their dedication and love for their children, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of relief that it wasn’t me. Then, I started noticing something else – the constant sickness. As a childless adult, I rarely got sick. But as soon as I entered a room full of children, it seemed like I immediately caught a cold or a stomach bug. And it wasn’t just me – I noticed that parents, especially those with young children, were constantly battling illnesses. It seemed like every other day, one of my friends was canceling plans because their child had caught another bug. It was during one of these canceled plans that I came across a t-shirt with the words “Children Make Me Sick” emblazoned across the front.

Children Make Me Sick Tshirt
Children Make Me Sick Tshirt

At first, I thought it was a bit harsh – after all, children are innocent and it’s not their fault that they have weaker immune systems. But then, I realized that the t-shirt didn’t necessarily mean physical sickness, but rather the exhaustion and frustration that comes with being around children. I couldn’t help but laugh at the t-shirt, but deep down, I knew there was some truth to it.

Children Make Me Sick Tshirt
Children Make Me Sick Tshirt

As much as I love my friends’ children and enjoy spending time with them, there are moments when their constant energy and need for attention can be overwhelming.

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And while I may love them, I also love the peace and quiet of my child-free home. But as I continued to wear the t-shirt, I noticed something interesting – it seemed to strike a chord with other adults, both parents and non-parents alike. Strangers would stop and give me a knowing smile, acknowledging the humor and truth behind the statement. It became a conversation starter, with parents sharing their own stories of exhaustion and non-parents admitting their relief at not having to deal with the constant sickness and chaos of children. As I reflect on my journey to owning a “Children Make Me Sick” t-shirt, I realize that it’s not just about poking fun at the challenges of parenthood.

Children Make Me Sick Tshirt
Children Make Me Sick Tshirt

It’s also a reminder that as much as children can bring joy and love into our lives, they can also bring challenges and difficulties. And it’s okay for adults to acknowledge that and take a moment to appreciate the peace and quiet of a child-free environment. After all, we were all children once – and sometimes, it’s nice to just sit back and watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance.

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Material
  • Solid colors are 100% cotton
  • Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size From S to 5XL.
Style Unisex T-Shirt, Women’s T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Crewnech Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Top, Unisex V-neck, and more.
Gender Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry
  • Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Brand etsyee.com
Shipping from United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Poland, Sweden, Latvia, Czech Republic, Brazil, Australia and HongKong

Key features:

  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
  • Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
  • Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
  • Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.

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Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout. Standard Shipping and Express Shipping

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Coutry Standard Express
United States 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
United Kingdom 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
Canada 7 – 12 Business Days 5 – 8 Business Days
Europe 8 – 14 Business Days 5 – 12 Business Days
Australia 6 – 12 Business Days 4 – 8 Business Days
International 14 – 28 Business Days) 7 – 14 Business Days

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Strongly believe in the principle of "Think global - Act local", we have a network of trusted global distributors in the consumer product printing industry - ensuring efficient and sustainable production processes. Therefore, depending on your shipping address, we will choose the most suitable production and delivery partner to shorten the order delivery time.

In the United States:

  • Stoked On Printing - 365 E Arby Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89119, US
  • SwiftPOD - 1371 Oakland Road, San Jose, CA 95112, US
  • Prinful - 11025 Westlake Dr Charlotte, North Carolina 28273, US
  • MyLocker - 1300 Rosa Parks Blvd, Detroit, Michigan 48216, US
  • Stakes Manufacturing - 34440 Vine St, Eastlake, OH 44095, FL 33014, US
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  • Big Oven Tees - United States - 8742 Buffalo Ave, Niagara Falls, NY 14304, US
  • TSC Miami/Monster Digital - 16085 NW 52nd Ave, Miami Gardens, FL 33014, US

United Kingdom:

  • Print Clever - Unit 109 Cheney Manor Industrial Est, Cheney Manor Industrial Estate, Swindon SN2 2DS, UK
  • T Shirt & Sons Ltd - 11 Washington Rd, West Wilts Trading Estate, Westbury BA13 4JP, UK

Canada:

  • Big Oven Tees (Canada) - 122 Middleton St, Brantford, ON N3S 7V7, Canada
  • Duplium Corporation - 35 Minthorn Blvd, Thornhill, ON L3T 7N5, Canada

Europe:

  • OPT OnDemand - Korytná 10, 100 00 Strašnice, Czech Republic
  • Gelato Tech España - P.º de la Castellana, 77, 28046 Madrid, Spain
  • Textildruck Europa GmbH - Grenzstraße 15, 06112 Halle (Saale), Germany
  • Gelato ASA - Dronning Eufemias gate 8, 0191 Oslo, Norway
  • Print Logistic - Transmisyjna 5, 92-410 Łódź, Poland
  • PH Print Norden - Rēzeknes iela 5b, Latgales priekšpilsēta, Rīga, LV-1073, Latvia
  • Rogac - Tržaška cesta 65, 2000 Maribor, Slovenia

Australia

  • The Print Bar - 9 Florence St, Teneriffe QLD 4005, Australia

Brazil

  • Gelato São Paulo - Av. Paulista, 2028 - 10th andar - Bela Vista, São Paulo - SP, 01310-200, Brazil

Asia

  • SUBLIMINATOR Print-On-Demand, Hongkong

General Shipping

  • Orders print and ship Monday-Saturday.
  • Some items may ship separately.

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