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It’s Better To Cum A Shitload Than To Shit A Cumload T-Shirt
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It’s time to give thanks for all the little things.
Casual sophistication, always in style with It’s Better To Cum A Shitload Than To Shit A Cumload T-Shirt, whoever said that “less is more” clearly hasn’t experienced the satisfaction of a good old-fashioned bowel movement. In this day and age, where minimalism is praised and simplicity is key, it’s easy to overlook the joy that comes with a satisfying dump. But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a way to celebrate this often taken for granted bodily function.
It’s Better To Cum A Shitload Than To Shit A Cumload T-Shirt
Introducing the “It’s Better To Cum A Shitload Than To Shit A Cumload” t-shirt. This bold and captivating shirt boldly proclaims the importance of embracing our bodily functions, specifically the act of pooping.
In a society where discussing bowel movements is often deemed taboo, this t-shirt dares to break the silence and start a conversation. And let’s be honest, we’ve all experienced that relief and sense of accomplishment after a particularly large bowel movement. So why not celebrate it with a t-shirt that proudly declares “I just had a great poop and I’m not afraid to say it!” But this t-shirt isn’t just about embracing the act of pooping, it also offers a playful twist on the commonly used phrase “better to come a shitload than to shit a cumload.”
While the original saying may refer to orgasmic pleasure, this t-shirt cleverly turns it on its head and redirects the focus to the simple, yet satisfying, act of pooping.
It challenges societal norms and encourages us to find joy in the little things in life, like a good dump. So whether you’re a self-proclaimed poop enthusiast or just someone who enjoys a good play on words, the “It’s Better To Cum A Shitload Than To Shit A Cumload” t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
It’s not just a shirt, it’s a statement. A statement that celebrates the beauty of the human body and reminds us to find humor in even the most mundane aspects of life.
So what are you waiting for? Get your hands on this one-of-a-kind t-shirt and join the movement of embracing our natural bodily functions. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Product features:
Product information
Material
Solid colors are 100% cotton
Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing
The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Color
Printed With Different Colors
Size
From S to 5XL.
Style
Unisex T-Shirt, Women’s T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Crewnech Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Top, Unisex V-neck, and more.
Gender
Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry
Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Brand
etsyee.com
Shipping from
United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Poland, Sweden, Latvia, Czech Republic, Brazil, Australia and HongKong
Key features:
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout. Standard Shipping and Express Shipping
When Will I Get My Stuff?
Production Times:
Standard apparel typically produce in 3-5 business days.
Embroidery, Mugs, All Sublimation & Custom hand-made products may take around 5-10 business days.
Shipping Times:
Coutry
Standard
Express
United States
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
United Kingdom
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
Canada
7 – 12 Business Days
5 – 8 Business Days
Europe
8 – 14 Business Days
5 – 12 Business Days
Australia
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
International
14 – 28 Business Days)
7 – 14 Business Days
Where do we fulfill your orders?
Strongly believe in the principle of "Think global - Act local", we have a network of trusted global distributors in the consumer product printing industry - ensuring efficient and sustainable production processes. Therefore, depending on your shipping address, we will choose the most suitable production and delivery partner to shorten the order delivery time.
In the United States:
Stoked On Printing - 365 E Arby Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89119, US
SwiftPOD - 1371 Oakland Road, San Jose, CA 95112, US
Prinful - 11025 Westlake Dr Charlotte, North Carolina 28273, US
MyLocker - 1300 Rosa Parks Blvd, Detroit, Michigan 48216, US
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