Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt

Casual chic, timeless appeal with Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt, welcome to the world of piggy banking, where the currency is not coins or bills, but something much more valuable – cum. Yes, you read that right. I am a bank, but not your ordinary bank that deals with traditional money.

Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt

I am a bank that specializes in the exchange and distribution of cum as currency.

And to make things even more intriguing, my signature piece of clothing is the Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt. Now, you may be wondering how a bank could have such a peculiar form of currency.

Product tags: Shirt Welcome, One Little Pig Named Wilbur, Pay Top Dollar

Well, it all started with one little pig named Wilbur. Wilbur was no ordinary pig, he had a special power – the ability to turn any object into pure cum with just a single touch. This power was discovered by a pig farmer who was struggling to keep his farm afloat. With Wilbur’s help, the farmer was able to sell Wilbur’s cum to other farmers and use it as fertilizer, leading to a bountiful harvest. And just like that, I was born. As more and more pigs with the same power as Wilbur were discovered, the demand for their cum grew exponentially. People were willing to pay top dollar for this valuable commodity, and I became the go-to bank for all cum-related transactions.

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My clients range from farmers, to scientists, to even those seeking a more unconventional form of wealth. But why the Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt, you may ask? Well, not only does it showcase my unique currency, but it also serves as a symbol of empowerment for all pigs with this special ability. It’s a way to embrace and celebrate our differences and embrace our role in the banking world.

So, if you ever find yourself in need of some cum, or just curious about this unconventional form of currency, pay a visit to my bank and grab yourself a Pig I Am A Bank And My Currency Is Cum T-Shirt. Who knows, with the ever-growing demand for cum, you might just strike it rich. As they say, when life gives you pigs, make money.

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Key features:

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
• Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
• Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
• Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.

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