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Tummy Ached Orgasms Faked Booty Caked T-Shirt
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It’s time to give thanks for all the little things.
Effortlessly stylish with Tummy Ached Orgasms Faked Booty Caked T-Shirt, as I stared at my reflection in the mirror, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of disappointment. The tight white t-shirt I was wearing hugged my body in all the wrong places, accentuating my tummy that seemed to have a mind of its own. I had been working out for weeks, hoping to achieve the perfect hourglass figure that I saw on Instagram models, but instead, all I had was a constant ache in my stomach and a pair of jeans that refused to zip up.
Tummy Ached Orgasms Faked Booty Caked T-Shirt
I let out a frustrated sigh as I tugged at the fabric of my t-shirt, trying to make it cover my “problem areas.” But no matter how hard I tried, my tummy still protruded out, mocking me and my failed attempts at being fit. It seemed like no amount of crunches or salads could ever give me the flat, toned stomach that I desired. But my insecurities didn’t end there.
As a woman, I felt the pressure to have a voluptuous booty, and mine was anything but. It was sad and flat, and no amount of squats could change that. And don’t even get me started on my lack of curves. I envied those with perfectly perky and round behinds, wondering if their orgasms were as fake as their booties.
Yes, I was guilty of scrolling through endless photos of perfect bodies and feeling envious.
I tried to remind myself that it was all just smoke and mirrors, edited and filtered to perfection. But still, I couldn’t help but compare myself to these flawless images.
As I continued to stare at my reflection, I realized that I was more than just a tummy or a booty or a lack thereof. I was a person with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations. I shouldn’t let society’s unrealistic standards dictate my self-worth.
And with that realization, I ripped off the t-shirt that seemed to mock me and walked out of the room with my head held high. No more tummy aches or faked orgasms or caked-on insecurities. It was time to embrace my own unique beauty, flaws and all.
Product features:
Product information
Material
Solid colors are 100% cotton
Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Hoodie and Sweatshirt: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Printing
The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Color
Printed With Different Colors
Size
From S to 5XL.
Style
Unisex T-Shirt, Women’s T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Crewnech Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Top, Unisex V-neck, and more.
Gender
Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry
Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Brand
etsyee.com
Shipping from
United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Poland, Sweden, Latvia, Czech Republic, Brazil, Australia and HongKong
Key features:
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: Double stitching around the edges of the garment makes it long-lasting and durable.
Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as the head enters the t-shirt, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Neck and shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching.
Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it makes the garment more attractive.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout. Standard Shipping and Express Shipping
When Will I Get My Stuff?
Production Times:
Standard apparel typically produce in 3-5 business days.
Embroidery, Mugs, All Sublimation & Custom hand-made products may take around 5-10 business days.
Shipping Times:
Coutry
Standard
Express
United States
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
United Kingdom
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
Canada
7 – 12 Business Days
5 – 8 Business Days
Europe
8 – 14 Business Days
5 – 12 Business Days
Australia
6 – 12 Business Days
4 – 8 Business Days
International
14 – 28 Business Days)
7 – 14 Business Days
Where do we fulfill your orders?
Strongly believe in the principle of "Think global - Act local", we have a network of trusted global distributors in the consumer product printing industry - ensuring efficient and sustainable production processes. Therefore, depending on your shipping address, we will choose the most suitable production and delivery partner to shorten the order delivery time.
In the United States:
Stoked On Printing - 365 E Arby Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89119, US
SwiftPOD - 1371 Oakland Road, San Jose, CA 95112, US
Prinful - 11025 Westlake Dr Charlotte, North Carolina 28273, US
MyLocker - 1300 Rosa Parks Blvd, Detroit, Michigan 48216, US
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